我在12个小时的住宿期间了解到的硅谷知识 (What I learned about Silicon Valley during my 12 hour stay)

#1 Unless you’re a designer or a developer, the billboards are pure gibberish.

＃1除非您是设计师或开发人员，否则广告牌简直是胡言乱语。

#2 If you’re not talking about tech, then you’re talking about people who talk about tech.

＃2如果您不是在谈论技术，那么您在谈论的是谈论技术的人。

#3 If you see a cute sign with one word and possibly a period, its probably a design agency.

＃3如果您看到一个带有一个单词和一个句点的可爱标志，则可能是设计机构。

#4 Facebook is Disneyland for adults.

＃4 Facebook是成年人的迪士尼乐园。

#5 No matter where you work, how you work, or the perks, you’re probably pulling 80 hour weeks without knowing it.

＃5无论您在哪里工作，如何工作或享受津贴，您都可能在不知不觉中每周工作80小时。

#6 If you live in Mountain View or Palo Alto, then you’re missing out on the city. If you live in San Francisco, then your rent is through the roof. The grass is always greener on the other side. Either way you’re screwed.

＃6如果您住在山景城或帕洛阿尔托，则您将错过这座城市。如果您住在旧金山，那么您的房租是通过屋顶支付的。草地的另一侧总是较绿。无论哪种方式，您都被搞砸了。

#7 The 101 is ugly. The 280 is beautiful. The problem is most residential areas are on the 280, whereas offices are on the 101. Again, you’re screwed.

＃7 101很丑。 280很漂亮。问题是大多数住宅区在280号上，而办公室在101号上。同样，您也搞砸了。

#8 Evernote’s building is far bigger than it should be considering what most people use Evernote for.

＃8 Evernote的建筑物远远超出了大多数人使用Evernote的考虑范围。

#9 How’s your bumble life?

＃9您过得如何？

#10 Only in San Francisco does a cheese startup get acquired.

＃10只有在旧金山，奶酪创业公司才能被收购。